The Mastery of Minutia

dolceaficionada: SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest...

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:23:07 -0400

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SNL - All of Stefon’s New York’s Hottest Clubs

mrscevans: dontgigglesherlock: lordlamebrain: wayward-watson: ...

Tue, 22 May 2012 20:06:27 -0400

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dontgigglesherlock:

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wayward-watson:

missobsolete:

lokiandsherlock:

thatarmydoctor:

kuma-la-la:

deathfeathers:

freakadillycircus:

LOKI’D

Better quality!

WHAT THE ACTUALL LIVING FUCK IS GOING ON!!! XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I literally can’t get enough of this video and the gifs and Tom and oh my god really what I’m gonna pass out help me I’m on the floor because I can’t handle this oh my god

soo funny, I laugh everytime!

18, 19, 20, 21/100 pictures of jennifer lawrence (★) KILL ME...

Sun, 20 May 2012 22:10:57 -0400

18, 19, 20, 21/100 pictures of jennifer lawrence (★)

KILL ME RIGHT NOW. SHE’S LEFT HANDED!

Eating here…

Sun, 20 May 2012 19:36:06 -0400

Eating here…

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Sat, 19 May 2012 20:23:08 -0400

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Sat, 19 May 2012 20:14:00 -0400

Ohhh, yes.

Sat, 19 May 2012 16:29:31 -0400

Ohhh, yes.

This is where I will be spending the next week. Oh, how I love...

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:44:38 -0400

This is where I will be spending the next week. Oh, how I love my dance life.

My first Kony 2012 poster sighting in New York. It was only a...

Sat, 19 May 2012 13:35:41 -0400

My first Kony 2012 poster sighting in New York. It was only a matter of time.

"If you tell a beautiful woman that she is beautiful, what have you given her? It’s no more than a..."

Sat, 19 May 2012 01:55:24 -0400

“If you tell a beautiful woman that she is beautiful, what have you given her? It’s no more than a fact and it has cost you nothing. But if you tell an ugly woman that she is beautiful, you offer her the great homage of corrupting the concept of beauty. To love a woman for her virtues is meaningless. She’s earned it, it’s a payment, not a gift. But to love her for her vices is a real gift, unearned and undeserved. To love her for her vices is to defile all virtue for her sake - and that is a real tribute of love, because you sacrifice your conscience, your reason, your integrity and your invaluable self-esteem.”

- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged (via larmoyante)

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Sat, 19 May 2012 00:29:54 -0400

#this clip alone makes me excited for the sequel #look at him...

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:28:15 -0400

#this clip alone makes me excited for the sequel #look at him #he is so not done yet

Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

Sat, 19 May 2012 00:08:01 -0400

Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.

Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.

Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.

Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.

Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.

Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.

Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.

Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.

Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.

Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.

Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.

Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.

probablyharrison: kcalogero: this is what my sister’s...

Fri, 18 May 2012 19:51:11 -0400

probablyharrison:

kcalogero:

this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…

i should have done that to my suitemates

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Thu, 17 May 2012 22:46:14 -0400

did-you-kno: Source So that’s why…

Thu, 17 May 2012 03:13:40 -0400

did-you-kno:

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So that’s why…

fireatthedisco: literallysame: sadlol: lowb100ds: hmuifyoureb...

Thu, 17 May 2012 03:00:45 -0400

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fireatthedisco:

literallysame:

sadlol:

lowb100ds:

hmuifyoureblack:

omfgf

i just remembered this video and i’m crying so hard at it i omfg

white people

omg its back

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Madame, you are drunk.

AGAIN

Thu, 17 May 2012 01:11:44 -0400

AGAIN

scarlettakesatumblr: the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this...

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:46:17 -0400

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Even I have to admit that’s good.

adriofthedead: where did you find this picture of me

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:21:26 -0400

adriofthedead:

where did you find this picture of me