holdontoyourassbutts:

mooooocow:

and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”. 

Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.

Guess what it was.

Just guess.

I’ll give you a hint.

It was sperm.

my lab instructor specifically told us “if you see anything that’s not cheek cells, don’t tell me about it. if you’re really tremendously worried about it, go to a doctor.”

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