February 2012
Every night:
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
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“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via avid)
Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...
close-to-blasphemy:
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Okay, so we were looking at our cheek cells in bio...
holdontoyourassbutts:
mooooocow:
and some girl at the table next me was like “THERE IS SOMETHING MOVING IN THERE”.
Our instructor went and zoomed in on it for her.
Guess what it was.
Just guess.
I’ll give you a hint.
It was sperm.
my lab instructor specifically told us “if you see anything that’s not cheek cells, don’t tell me about it. if you’re really tremendously worried about it,...
“I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side Of Paradise (via narcosis)
“Do you believe in sex before marriage?”
Alexander: “I always believe in sex.”
– Q&A with Alexander Skarsgård (via hanksypanky)
When a song I want to hear comes on when I get...
chadleymacguff:
I sit in my car and listen to the ENTIRE FUCKING SONG. Fuck being late.
Watchhapsycolour:
what happens when you plug an audio cable into the video port
Katniss: Peeta, could you please stop it with the bread jo-
Peeta: I BREAD YOUR PARDON
After Packaging Class- Alicia Ruskey and Me
Me: Did you know that I can do CPR?
Alicia: Really? Can you do it on me? Can you make me MORE alive?
January 2012
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Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
thewinchesterswagger:
